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If you liked Heathers. . .
on July 16, 2008
Posted by: hroeder
from Fort Thomas, KY
The basic plot can be revealed. A groom, right before his wedding receives a list of 101 women he will be involved with in his life. Only he's not to 101 yet. At the same time there is a serial coma-er putting men into comas. Simon Baker plays the first. Winona Ryder plays the second.
The humor here is serious. This isn't the slapstick of American Pie or Dumb and Dumber. This is humor that hits you in the back of the head ten minutes later. It's funny. But it still hits you in the back of the head ten minutes later.
If you knew who you were going to be involved with successfully how would that change the way you lived your life? At the same time Waters serves up about every fantasy you can imagine. Only not in the juvenile manner our current culture has come to consume.
Baker is wonderful. Ryder is OK. (She doesn't really have a lot to do except provide punch lines.) There's even poetry written on walls.
Of course this wouldn't do big box office. But if it doesn't become another cult classic it will only be because it isn't seen enough due to poor marketing.
What's great about it: The writer-director of Heathers produces another dark comedy
What's not so great: If you're sensitive you might find some of the humor offensive
I would recommend this to a friend!
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After witnessing the brutal murder of his powerful father King Solomon of the Netherlands, a young heir to the throne begins preparation for his ultimate revenge in director Uli Edel's medivel tale of might and magic. An allied royal court has granted refuge to young Siegfried following the tragic death of his father, and in the following years Siegfried trains to become a formidable warrior as his magical mother Hjordis watches over him with a loving eye. When Siegfried acquires a magical sword said to have been forged from a fallen star, he sets out to slay the fearsome dragon Fafnir and lay claim to the gold that the horrid beast had stolen from the mythical Nibelungs. His victory over the dragon affording him the opportunity to bathe in its blood and achieve invincibility, Siegfried's glory is quickly tarnished when the Nibelungs reappear and demand the return of their treasure. Though Siegfried eventually agrees to bestow the Nibelungs the majority of the treasure, his unwise decision to retain the cursed ring that forms the very core of the valuable booty ensures that he will never experience true love for as long as it remains in his possession.
 
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Norse and German Mythology
on July 14, 2008
Posted by: hroeder
from Fort Thomas, KY
If you were one of the people who got into The Lord of the Rings, then this is the source for much of what inspired that epic fiction. These myths provide a good overview of Norse and Germanic myth.
The actors here are pretty solid people. And there are some decent effects. If you're into swords and the like you'll find it interesting.
There are some twists and turns to these myths that can keep the interest of most vbiewers. To really get the most out of it, though, you'll probably need some interest in the cultures. Production values are pretty good. Acting is decent.
What's great about it: Faithful Rendition
What's not so great: Being faithful it can get a bit long winded
I would recommend this to a friend!
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A Labor of Love
on July 12, 2008
Posted by: hroeder
from Fort Thomas, KY
I was not fond of The Sixth Sense. I figured it out in five minutes and then had to keep biting my tongue as those I was watching it with kept making statements about the film. That didn't happen with Spiral. Sure there are plenty of hints. Any good mystery has to give you hints.
Joel David Moore gives a wonderful performance that is alternately sympathetic and creepy. Amber Tamblyn shows that glow that turned Joan of Arcadia into an improbable TV hit.
This is not a couple you'll find too many places. And it makes for a nicely tense film with a number of possibilities. The people who made this film really wanted to make it. Yes it's an independent, but it will give you what you come to a mystery for.
What's great about it: The people who made this film
What's not so great: You mustn't look at the end
I would recommend this to a friend!
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A single and freewheeling travel writer finds that adapting to the nine-to-five lifestyle isn't as easy as it looks when her ailing father hires her to take control of his successful bridal magazine in this marriage-minded comedy starring Heather Graham, David Sutcliffe, Sandra Oh, and Taye Diggs. Upon returning to her hometown to once again be a bridesmaid in yet another wedding, jet-lagged, gin-soaked travel writer Pippa McGee (Graham) soon learns that her tyrannical publishing magnate father has been hospitalized after suffering a serious heart attack. As Pippa rushes to his bedside and the ailing mogul asks her to take editorial control of one of his most popular magazines, her excitement soon turns sour upon learning that the magazine in question is not a political or travel magazine, but the one and only Wedding Bells monthly. Determined to succeed despite the constant reminders of just how single she truly is, Pippa is horrified to learn that the man her father has chosen as her publishing mentor is the same man that she drunkenly came on to at her close friend's recent wedding.
 
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What's Cake Got to Do with It
on July 11, 2008
Posted by: hroeder
from Fort Thomas, KY
Heather Graham has had a career that seems to be in a skater's death spiral. It's going nowhere fast. And it keeps going down.
This is another of those Women are the New Men movies. Only this one tries to convince women to become the old women. The pink bridesmaid dress on the cover is certainly indicative of that.
There are other "known" stars in this. Sandra Oh, Taye Diggs and Cheryl Hines. But this is Heather's piece of Cake Icing. And it would seem that even wedding cake icing can go bad.
The movie starts out well. She's running with the bulls and then sky diving out of a plane and showing up extremely late for Sarah Chalke's wedding. (The Scrubs' star makes minimal appearences in the film.) After that it's about editing a Bridal Magazine. And lots of miscommunication.
Crash a wedding and eat some real wedding cake. It will be far more satisfying.
What's great about it: It's got a pretty pink cover
What's not so great: Everything Else
No, I would not recommend this to a friend.
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Ben Kingsley and Tea Leoni
on July 10, 2008
Posted by: hroeder
from Fort Thomas, KY
You might not have seen this because it was a Blockbuster Exclusive. I can only guess that means that Blockbuster had something to do with the production of the film.
There are tons of stars here. Mostly old school. You might say this is a film about old men, or old gangsters, who are hanging on too long.
Kingsley is an assassin who must go into AA because alcohol is affecting his "day job". He is transplanted, sort of in witness protection. But this is sponsored by the mob.
He meets Tea Leoni in a most improbable way. And she becomes his motivation to get "clean". Of course he has a hard time getting clean. That's at least realistic.
There is some satisfaction in this film. And there is enough talent to maintain attention. But the genre, as well as Tea and the rest of the cast, show age.
What's great about it: Which addiction do you give up?
What's not so great: Lots of it is improbable
I would recommend this to a friend!
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Surrealistic Era
on July 9, 2008
Posted by: hroeder
from Fort Thomas, KY
The Airplane, with Grace Slick's distinctive voice, was one of the major bands of the late 60s and early 70s. White Rabbit is almot an anthem. Marty Balin sang ballads like no one else could.
When they decided to become Jefferson Starship they also ended up being the rock band that won a Hugo Award for Science Fiction.
This is a collection of the very best of the Airplane. You've heard Airplane songs and just don't know it. And people like Donovan wrote songs about the Airplane. . .Fly Jefferson Airplane. If you missed the San Francisco Movement all together, then this will give you an inkling of what The Summer of Love was all about. After listening then make a pilgrimage to the Haight and see the house they lived in together. And remember that Lather had his own song when he turned thirty and was told to stop being a boy.
What's great about it: One of the key bands
What's not so great: There really aren't any
I would recommend this to a friend!
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The first season of this sleek spy series mixes plenty of action with sex appeal and a dose of wry humor. While on a covert mission in Nigeria, spy Michael Westen (Jeffrey Donovan) discovers he's been burned, which equates to being fired in the world of espionage. After escaping the immediate danger of his assignment, he wakes up in Miami with no memory of how he got there and discovers his accounts have been frozen and his contacts cut off. Forced to fend for himself, Michael recruits the help of the only friends he has: Sam Axe (Bruce Campbell), a former intelligence contact whom the FBI has tapped to gain intel on Michael; Fiona Glenanne (Gabrielle Anwar), a spunky ex-IRA operative looking for closure after being dumped by Michael several years earlier; and Michael's meddling mother Madeline (Sharon Gless), who's thrilled to have her son back in her life. Despite the often uneasy state of these alliances, Sam, Fiona and Madeline each bring their own skills to the table to help Michael find out who burned him and why. In order to fund his investigation-not to mention more mundane expenses like rent-Michael picks up a side job as a private investigator helping Miami citizens obtain justice. Each episode chronicles a different case, opening the way for notable guest stars like Lucy Lawless (Xena: Warrior Princess) and Richard Schiff (West Wing). But Michael's main goal throughout the season is following the convoluted trail of betrayals and double-dealings that led to his burn notice.
 
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5 out of 5
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James Bond for the 21st Century
on July 8, 2008
Posted by: hroeder
from Fort Thomas, KY
If you didn't catch this on USA, you need to pick up the full first season and see what 007 should have advanced to. Ms. Anwar is the ideal Bond girl. And the tongue in cheek tone is wonderful.
Our protagonist has been "burned". Turned in. There's a contract on him. He has to save his life by finding out who "burned" him. His former svelte sidekick is there to help. Of course she does have a penchant for shooting people.
And his mother is always asking him to help her strange friends. Of course a spy wants to help his mother.
There's a great car. Much intrique. And nothing is too serious. Spend your summer with the new season, but definitely catch up first.
What's great about it: This is great fun spy adventure
What's not so great: Gabrielle Anwar isn't in it enough
I would recommend this to a friend!
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Not your typical coming of age
on July 7, 2008
Posted by: hroeder
from Fort Thomas, KY
This is a surprisingly nicely done coming of age film. Adam Brody isn't your typical teenage nerd. He's 26. And he's living with his dying grandmother because he has writer's block.
He breaks up with a superstar. Meets the woman across the street. And meets her daughter. Meg Ryan is the woman across the street. And she is effective in this role. Kristen Stewart is her daughter. A nice piece of casting. And all three work together. Olympia Dukakis works well as the grandmother.
No relationship in this is what you think it is. The envelope is stretched a bit. Yes there are cliches. But they ultimately don't get in the way because they are exploded.
If you want a film that you feel good about when you're finished watching, this is for you.
What's great about it: Nicely done insights into relationships
What's not so great: Most of the cliches are here
I would recommend this to a friend!
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The debut season of Matthew Weiner's intense and stylish drama follows the lives of Madison Avenue advertising executives (so-called "Mad Men") in 1960. The series centers on Don Draper (Jon Hamm), the dashing and brilliant creative director for ad agency Sterling Cooper (Season 1 accounts include Richard Nixon's presidential campaign and, appropriately, Lucky Strike, given the cigarettes are smoked in nearly every scene). Don's charms extend well outside of the boardroom and into the bedroom: The married man has a free-spirited lover, Midge Daniels (Rosemarie DeWitt), who's his polar opposite, and a second mistress, Rachel Menken (Maggie Siff), a client whose independence challenges Don's views on women. Don's wife, Betty (January Jones), meanwhile, dutifully fulfills her role as housewife. But when she develops a mysterious ailment that causes her to lose feeling in her hands, she's sent to a psychiatrist to work through her problems. Over at Sterling Cooper, new secretary Peggy Olson (Elisabeth Moss) tries to adjust to life in the boys club with guidance from seen-it-all bombshell secretary Joan Holloway (Christina Hendricks). Young account exec Pete Campbell (Vincent Kartheiser) also has his eyes on Peggy and quickly begins pursuing her, despite his upcoming nuptials. There's even more bad behavior at the office from skirt chasers Ken Cosgrove (Aaron Staton) and Paul Kinsey (Michael Gladis), loving but imperfect Harry Crane (Rich Sommer) and stuck-in-the-closet art director Sal Romano (Bryan Batt). Partner Roger Sterling (John Slattery) does little to set an example for his employees as he happily indulges in an array of vices and an affair with Joan. Senior partner Bertram Cooper (Robert Morse) is mostly out of touch with the staff, preferring to remain within the sanctuary of his giant office. In the midst of this workplace frivolity, Don learns that the picture-perfect life he's created for himself could be threatened by a secret from his past.
 
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Another Great AMC series
on July 6, 2008
Posted by: hroeder
from Fort Thomas, KY
This is from the AMC series. AMC has joined the weekly television scrap with a couple of very strong series now. This one focuses on the Advertising executives from Madison Avenue during 1960.
If you weren't alive when Kennedy was running for President, you might find some of this anachronistic. People smoking like chimneys. People drinking and driving without any thought. Affairs run amok. The first two surely happened. Whether the third happened as often on Madison Avenue as this depicts, I guess you'd have to talk to an Ad Man. Of course it does make for a spicier TV show.
Well acted. Well Written. Well worth the dramatic, and sometimes comic result. And certainly a wonderful history lesson. Though there are some anomalies that pop up from time to time. Us old foggies sit back and say that didn't exist then.
What's great about it: What was America Like in the 60s
What's not so great: Madison Avenue is Madison Avenue
I would recommend this to a friend!
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Rosario Dawson Produced
on July 5, 2008
Posted by: hroeder
from Fort Thomas, KY
The most interesting things about this film are the extras. Rosario Dawson indicates that she wanted to make a film that wasn't just a Vanity Project for her first production. Her friend, Talia Lugacy, directed it. Her interview is interesting.
There are two deleted scenes. They are preperatory scenes that had to be cut, because they were too light and too normal. Leaving them in wouldn't allow for the depraved film that was created. But they probably should have been left in and a different movie made.
Plot: Rosario Dawson is abused when she's a freshman by a Frat Boy/Jock. She descends into the world of drugs and dark contacts. By her sophomore years she seeks revenge in kind. She provides a tour de force as an actress. But the film is upside down. What was cut would have begun a better film.
What's great about it: The cover art
What's not so great: Brooding, strange, depressing
No, I would not recommend this to a friend.
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