There I was on the banks of the Yangzee River beset on all sides by pirates. Down to my last round of ammunition and my trustee Ka-Bar I knew my chances of survival were dwindling. With a mighty roar the Pirates began their charge of my position. What does this have to do with the ream of paper I purchased? Absolutely nothing. I needed printer paper. I bought the printer paper. I put it in the printer and... it printed. I don't know if a ream of paper warrants such time effort and energy rating it but here you go.